The True Story of the "Piggys"

A few minutes ago, SWK, who has recruited Ju Ju to watch Star Wars with him, was lovin' on Ju Ju. He was doing the "This Little Piggy" to Ju Ju's feet which, by the way, is quite a feat. Not only does Ju Ju have the chubbiest toes ever, he is also extremely ticklish! But, once again, I digress. Here's how the apparently true story of the piggys goes:
"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy went with his parents to Florida, the next piggy stayed home, this little piggy got eaten by a bear, and the last little piggy went 'oink oink oink' all the way home."
We may need to work on our rhymes and such. Or, SWK could be "gifted" like his father at making up weird lyrics to established songs. I'll try to nip that in the bud!