Identity Crisis (or "Arguing with a Three Year Old")

For some reason, Bounce has issues with going potty in the morning. I promise the kid could last all day if I didn't make him go. He's fully capable now of standing in front of the toilet and going all by himself, but he "don't want to!" So, today, as I'm making him go (you actually just have to get him into the bathroom, then the battle's pretty much over...except for the talking...Did I mention he's DH's son?) and he's mad (pretty much Bounce's position in life). He says "I don't wike you any-mower. I not you sister." How can you argue with that?